I became interested in Haikus after my boss complained that I was sending her excessively long emails, which was true enough, as I was using those emails to think through my answers as I was writing them.

Since I prided myself on my ability to find simple solutions to problems, I resolved to practice the art of extreme precis, and Haikus fitted the bill nicely.

Since I'm English rather than Japanese, I also decided to make the lines rhyme, just for the sheer heck of it.

Haiku for Colchester BOS convention 2018

Colchester at last

With the future and the past

Library was vast


Haiku for BOS 50

Our models we bring

Where the folding is the thing

Robert J Lang sings


Haiku for the Twelfth Doctor

His face is well worn

He's an idiot reborn

Whose hearts have been torn


Haiku for the War Doctor

He's evened the score

And escalating the war

The doctor no more


Haiku for the Sixth Doctor

An angrier note

In a technicolor coat

Going for the throat


Haiku for the First Doctor

Grandfather brusquely

Travelling through history

Stealing scenery